Saturday, October 28, 2006

The Prophet Has Left the Building

Greetings, Sporklings.

I apologise for the lack of posts during the past month. I have been undergoing heavy meditation alongside freshly baked beefpies in order to make more connections with His Tastiness, and it has been resolved that I am to leave this realm in order to converse and be with the Beefpie God.

I do not know how long I shall be gone for, but I will return some day in order to push us further into evolution and salvation.

Keep Sporking. You've done a wonderful job so far. I will be watching all of you.

Goodbye, for now.