Monday, April 17, 2006

Where is thy Feedback?

Movements do not function without support from the masses.

I am not asking for your support at this point in time, merely some feedback. I want to know if people are interested, if there is a market for this movement to liberate mankind.

Please feel free to leave your comments. More coming soon.

Stay tuned.
The Prophet


Anonymous rug said...

mmmmm beefpie.

Agree with everything you have to say about the necessity for a new kind of salvation.

Don't know about the 10 commandments - sounds a bit familiar:
"Thou shalt wage a war against the Heathen Scum." ......made me predict possible consequences.

"Honour no one except those who truly deserve it." - would this apply to the heathen scum (if they deserved it).

Are heathen scum given a chance to convert to spork and if they refuse what will happen to them?

What measures will you take in order to stop people from misinterpreting your message? Specially after a few thousand years from now.

Can anyone interact with this supernatural being inside the beefpies or do you have to be someone 'special'?

Are we allowed to eat beefpies?

Who are the Three Prophets of Spork?

5:53 pm  
Blogger Prophet said...

Thank you, rug, for your feedback.
I will try to answer your questions.

Waging a war against the Heathen Scum would be necessary in order to deliver salvation to those who are worthy of it. 'War' at this point in time, when this religion is merely embryonic, is an admittedly vague term, and I will try and expand on this later.

Honouring those who deserve it does include the Heathen Scum.

Heathen Scum will be given a chance to convert, depending on their sins. Their refusal will effectively make them the unlucky apes to be left behind the Bandwagon of Evolution.

Misinterpretations a thousand years from now is not possible. One of the aims of this movement is to dissolve itself once Total Peace on Earth is achieved, so that people can retreat to being individual human beings. There will be no Spork to speak of.

I'm not sure about the Beefpies.

The Three Prophets of Spork will have to remain anonymous for now, for security reasons.

12:38 am  
Anonymous danielle said...

hell yeah. where do i sign up?

7:59 pm  
Blogger Prophet said...

Thanks for your enthusiasm. As of now there is no 'signing up' process per se, but as soon as I formulate one, I will let you know.

7:31 am  
Blogger ras said...

Clever is good and funny even better. Keep the faith!

11:15 am  
Anonymous Manena said...

i'm a pacifist. well i believe war is the absolute final solution. and only if you are willing to put yourself on the frontline and not someone else's kid.
so i will stand for your cause but i will not fire your ammunition with intention to hurt rather than educate.
make certain this is not a religion that stems from hate.
If it is too rigid you will reach less. You will also be liable of creating a cult of people who cannot except a view other than their own.a cult of intellectual snobs.then you will be back to square one.
so make room for oprah lovers and even bush will get your fans by creating a space where they are welcome and then win them over with your ideology.
if its is pure and inherently good as you wish it to be it cannot fail you.
If there were people, of any amount,who have the ability to appreciate the difference between what is essentially right versus what is wrong.if you create followers who comprehend this difference and act on it, then, well you cannot fail.
and for the sake of a less self involved and more evolved human race i say keep on keeping on spork.

6:49 pm  
Blogger Sam said...

What's your USP? You don't seem to be offering anything that Scientology or Islam don't have.

You need to get a couple of celebrities on board, really.

5:24 pm  
Blogger Asvajit said...

Good point...Catherine Zeta-Jones perhaps. Maybe David Hasselhoff?

5:38 pm  
Blogger Prophet said...

Well, this religion is for everyone, really, not specifically famous people. I understand that celebities help popularise these religions, so if any of you happen to know any of them personally, do invite them to visit the site.

9:06 pm  
Blogger Prophet said...

I will also explain what this religion offers that others don't soon. Please bear with me.

10:06 pm  
Blogger ASH Smyth said...

Prophet, since we are coveting to our hearts content(s), Danielle seems like a girl with ambitions... Can we get some more details? Or p'raps just a photo to be getting on with?

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's ass. Unless she's got a real nice one.

;) A

3:40 am  
Blogger Prophet said...

Keep your lecherous internet-fingers off my female followers. No slacking and whacking (off) here, boyo. You can have ALL the fun and ass you want AFTER we get the job done.

7:40 pm  

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