Saturday, April 22, 2006

Revision of Heathen Scum List

The Heathen Scum List has been withdrawn for serious revision.

While the Prophets and collaborators are busy revising the list, we welcome any suggestions of people/groups that you want to see on that list. Please also give us your reasons.

Stay tuned.

The picture on the right, by the way, is real. Click it to visit the source, and watch the video.


Anonymous E said...

tom cruise (isn't it obvious?)
enrique iglesias (because he deserves to die)
the UN (because it's turned into a corporate, money-making, america-worshipping pile of shit)
anarkali (because she thinks she's the 'face of sri lankan youth'. no thank you, silly bitch.)

4:15 pm  
Blogger Prophet said...

We are trying to stay away from targeting celebrities, but since he is a shameless advocate of Scientology, yes, perhaps. Enrique's music is admittedly infuriating, but he is merely a celebrity out to make cash. The wave of Spork-liberation will cleanse him. The UN we did not think of before, and will now thoroughly consider them. I don't know who Anarkali is. Thanks. Keep them coming.

5:10 pm  
Blogger Arun said...

the republican party as a whole? the reasons are obvious...

I'll second the UN and Mr. Cruise- and perhaps his 'child' Suri for being the spawn of L. Ron Hubbard (you know its true)

what about goolbai? I think an old senile power-hungry greedy capitalist bitch could be listed as heathen scum

10:37 pm  
Blogger Asvajit said...

Arun who's that swine from the gun club?Um...fuck,I reckon he deserves honourable mention.

11:18 pm  
Blogger Prophet said...

Viewing a child as a heathen seems harsh. It seems way too much like a Mainstream Religion as well, to make someone an enemy purely because of their background and beliefs, without knowing what they are like as individuals. Spork shall not stoop to such levels. As for the Republicans, you might as well throw the Democrats (or a majority of them anyway) for not doing enough about the Republicans. Who is Goolbai? And presuming that the "swine from the gun club" that Asvajit refers to is Charlton Heston, I think the NRA matter requires more delicate handling.

6:50 am  
Blogger ASH Smyth said...

Yeah, delicate handling like that pasty fat fucker Michael Moore gave him in 'Bowling For Columbine'?

3:49 am  
Blogger Prophet said...

Yes, agreed, the "fat, socialist weasel" (as Matt Stone and Trey Parker so eloquently described him) can be quite... how can I put it? Rudimentary, when it comes to handling issues like gun ownership and children. Perhaps Heston is a rather despicable character ("you can pry it [rifle] from my cold, dead hands") but I do believe the issue of gun control requires slightly closer attention. I'll get back to that later, after I hear from the Beefpie God.

2:57 pm  
Blogger ASH Smyth said...

Asvajit. Congrats on the use of 'swine'. Should be more of it on the web, if you ask me. And not just at Pig-Sexers Gazette, either.

4:22 pm  
Blogger Prophet said...


7:37 pm  
Blogger Asvajit said...

Pig-Sexers Gazette? That sounds interesting... Do tell.

11:27 am  

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